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Last October, Redhook saw something on IMDB about the Summer 2012 release of The Expendables 2. Immediately, he was overcome with panic. He hadn’t even seen The Expendables yet. Surely, […]


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  Making the news can be a dubious honor. It’s either the fast track to fame or infamy. Or both. The Paris Hilton video comes to mind. Not that Redhook […]


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Heads up: this coming Sunday is Mother’s Day. You still have time to buy a card, send flowers, make brunch reservations or, at least, punch a reminder in your phone […]


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Back in 1981, when Redhook was born, female mud wrestling was a huge fad across America. As the scene above from the cinematic tour-de-force, Stripes, shows, bars promoted mud wrestling […]


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Dudes love grappling hooks. And it’s pretty much all due to Batman. Redhook still remembers the first time he saw Batman plummeting off a building to certain doom. Rather than […]


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In most cases, if Redhook went to a sporting event and sat next to someone who stood, sang, swilled, chanted and danced the ENTIRE FREAKING TIME, he’d be pretty annoyed. […]


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Redhook had an awesome time in Indianapolis last week and wanted to share a few photos with everyone who couldn’t be there. Which is, like, 99.9999% of people on the […]


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And a darkness fell upon the land. Once again, Redhook and legions of football fans are faced with the utter emptiness that began the very moment the Super Bowl ended. […]


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On any normal week, if your boss asked you to hop a plane to Indianapolis to tour your company’s rendering plant, you might say, “Seriously? Can’t you send Jenkins instead?” […]


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  Redhook’s buddy texted him last Saturday night claiming Redhook had jinxed the Dawgs in Corvallis simply by mentioning that UW had a shot at nine wins going in.   […]


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