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Only six more months until football. Maybe.

Last February, Redhook talked about the depression that afflicts many of us after the Super Bowl ends. This year, things could be even more depressing than usual.

The NFL owners are threatening a lockout unless the players agree to give back a percentage of the profits and play an 18-game schedule. Here’s hoping the two sides get a deal done, cuz no deal means no football. And no football means you’ll have to fill your empty life with things not nearly as awesome as football.

For reference, here’s a brief list of some of those less awesome things:

1. Crafts fairs
2. Yardwork
3. Your girlfriend’s or wife’s TV shows
4. Scrapbooking
5. Joining a men’s support group

Yes, friend, your non-football options look bleak. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that. Cheers.


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