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Three Games and Ten Excuses to Play.

Warzone Tower Defense

If Redhook were your boss, he’d turn a blind eye to the fact that you spend two to three hours a day checking your fantasy scores and looking up former girlfriends on Facebook. The problem is, your boss isn’t Redhook. He’s a guy who wears tasseled loafers and uses words like “stakeholder equity” and “organizationalize.”

Redhook feels your pain. So, in the spirit of Liquid Goodness, he’s decided to share a few of his favorite online games ““ like hyperaddicive Warzone Tower Defense, high-speed Canabalt and darkly entertaining Time Fcuk.

CanabaltTime Fcuk

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He’d also share a few helpful lines should your boss appear in the entrance of your cubicle before you can pull up a spreadsheet.

Redhook’s top ten excuses/smokescreens for online gaming at work:

#1. “Well, it’s not like I’m hitting on the receptionist anymore.”

#2. “Hey, love your shoes. Are they Italian?”

#3. “What if I told you I’d already finished all my work for the month of October?”

#4. “This is the new Windows Vista.”

#5. “First-person shooters are an outlet for my inner hostility.”

#6. “The doctor recommended this for my carpal tunnel.”

#7. “I’m trying to take my mind off your unwelcome romantic advances.”

#8. “There wasn’t enough room in my cubicle for Wii Tennis.”

#9. “Ah-choo! Whew, I think I’m feeling a touch of swine flu.”

#10. “But… you outsourced all my work.”

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